On the 31st of May, 16 Hornchurch Tablers will board a ferry and head for France for our annual golf-based wine-consuming weekend. We're hoping to top last year's shenanigans which included:

 - Ending up in a nightclub in the middle of nowhere with a bouncer on a motorbike riding around the club.

 - John M adding his own brand of fertiliser to the local flora - ask him if you don't know.....

 - John M's GPS sending us all over the place.

 - Peter Mac showing that aiming is difficult.

 - Peter Mac reviewing the finest restaurants with the inimitable rasberry-blowing review.

 - Vin poisoning John M with his "special" barbecue.